Anne Gorrick
Desire
She wanted to break up with him so she could shag the quarterback
He wanted to get caught
They wanted to give their shadows back, but they were still obese
She wanted to be a coyote
He wanted to play Captain America
They wanted to label gays as a hate group, but they won't have any help
She wanted to learn how to read a teleprompter
He wanted to die with his family
They wanted to keep it quiet, but then they did something like a bewildered herd
She wanted to eat his heart and be lost in the desert
He wanted to beat up some long-haired hippies
They wanted to read thousands of words to each other, but they're not Lady Gaga
She wanted to avoid looking too Hebrew"
He wanted to be just like Bruce Lee
They wanted to donate harmonicas to underprivileged children in various countries, but they're not indestructible
She wanted to be a stripper when she grew up, just like daddy's girlfriend
He wanted to wake up and smell the earthy musk of manure, hear the whinny of a pony. Not just any pony. A prize pony
They wanted to cling, but there was nothing to cling to, and that was unfortunate for them, but they still want you to watch
She wanted to review his attendance record, grade book, anecdotal records, etc.
He wanted to see who Jesus was, but being a short man he could not, because of the crowd
They wanted to live in a rich neighborhood, but they also fear it
She wanted to pay in cash
He wanted to fry her in Crisco
They wanted to defeat Russia, but they also want to be better navigators
She wanted to practice French vocabulary
He wanted to be the king of condom key chains, but there are some things they just don't teach you at Harvard Business School
They wanted their bank to accept as little as 40 cents on the dollar, but they all come back eventually to face the challenges of prisoner reentry
She wanted to update her status
He wanted to suck her blood
They wanted to remain over water as they prepared for landing, but they are rarely heard
She wanted to claim his body with her feet and toes
He wanted to be a clown, but his dad wanted him to be an astronaut
They wanted to be well cared for and understood, but they looked like they were wearing sneakers
She wanted to come to the aid of a library under attack
He wanted to hide his chest pains
They wanted to repeat a romantic moment in time, but they have a lot of loser qualities
She wanted to be a prophet
He wanted to hold her hand
They wanted to look like characters on TV, but they're not big sellers
She wanted to lose her virginity next to the Hadron Collider
He wanted to justify himself
They wanted to recreate the Garden of Eden. They knew they couldn't do it in Chicago, but they deserve better
She wanted to repaint her car entirely in nail polish
He wanted to cut AIDS funding
They wanted to carve a scary pumpkin, but they're looking for more
She wanted to hang onion rings on his penis and eat them
He wanted to take a 'step back'
They wanted to think and imagine and to walk until they forgot things, but they don't love paying for it
She wanted to know what it felt like to kill another human
He wanted to be together all the time
They wanted to sell the van, but it's as necessary for reading the news as glasses
She wanted to be answer candidly
He wanted to control ''the timing and manner" in which his son learned about ''adult themes"
They wanted to obtain automatic weapons, but they will never forget how you made them feel
She wanted to feed Bill Clinton a peach
He wanted to set the record straight because he initially told police after his arrest in April last year that he didn't have a tattoo
They wanted to scare themselves, but decided they're not for eating
She wanted to be burnt
He wanted to karaoke on their first date
They wanted to mount a full-court press, but they often miss the mark in the honesty department
She wanted to make Bollywood films
He wanted to distinguish between good and bad
They wanted to, but not because they felt pressured or obligated to
She wanted to speak cow, especially when they lay in sunshine on the distant hill beyond the oil well
He wanted to dig up Jane Austen and beat her
They wanted to have a wet tee shirt contest, but that won't solve all ills
Translate this sentence: "She wanted to give him a big party last night" using the indirect object
He wanted to introduce 100,000 electric cars to the capital
They wanted to write a fugue, but they're not actively pursuing it
She wanted to purchase tombstones for her grandchildren
He wanted to create a happy face pattern on the lawn
They wanted to do a better job of cleaning, but they also want to be entertained
She didn't know if she wanted to be large or small
He wanted to draw in her Moleskine
They wanted to change the order of things, but they still have an ugly Swiss franc problem
She wanted to sue God
He wanted to be pen pals
They wanted to leave prostitution, but they're genetic disasters
She wanted to be both original and 3D
He wanted to be a rabbi and play King Lear
They wanted to dictate text to each other during the night, but also host potent mold
She wanted to off the lawyer's wife
He wanted to spend more time with his family and not hurt himself
They wanted to recreate Greece, but they shouldn't
She wanted to cut it off
He wanted to spin
They wanted to see how that affected the spread of disease, but they kept quiet
She wanted to emulate a pop star's worldwide success
He wanted to end her suffering
They wanted to break away from the Ohio Public Employees Retirement System, but they won't
She wanted to shout at least once in her life
He wanted to eat his opponent's kids
They wanted to, but they can't stay awake
She wanted to do something "incredibly different"
He wanted to be the assassin AND a likable team player
They wanted to cash out, but they can still measure rain
She wanted to get arrested
He wanted to butter her pancake
They wanted to play flashlight tag, but they should calm down
She wanted to determine if nests of rainforest birds located closest to the trunk were safer from predators than those located on the outer bark
He wanted foot love
They wanted to provoke an international incident, but they'd feel it
She wanted to escape from 16th century ideals of womanhood
He wanted to swap his guilt-inducing Catholic upbringing for an observant Jewish mid-adulthood
They wanted to draw attention to the latest restriction on their liberty, but they're no Sinatra
She wanted to be a farmer instead of a piece of agricultural equipment
He wanted to kiss her fiercely, but the beer made him shy
They wanted to provide cover for their moves, but they make poor conversationalists
She wanted to lick lick lick lick him like a lolipop lol oshit
He wanted to be upright for his own wake
They wanted to, but not because they had an artificial deadline to reach
She wanted to cuddle after giving him a handjob
He wanted to go to Disneyland
They wanted to play live without the difficulties of touring, but still piss behind the door
She wanted to ride with him on Flickriver
He wanted to account for the significant use of negators by depressed patients in free speech
They wanted to go back on the gold standard, but they still charge extra
She wanted to botox their kid's face
He wanted to kill the "generals" of the liberal movement
They wanted to build their congregations, but they can also be so annoying
She wanted to see what it would be like to live in this little rock star fantasy world
He wanted to be a good security guard and look after her, but the situation became unbearable
They wanted to add new items to their menu, but they offer scant protection
She wanted to stash quarters in her room
He wanted to create "echoes realer / than originals"
They wanted to know if John Wayne was really bald, but they throw around the word love like it's nothing
She wanted to blurt out an apology
He wanted to take his son into a Japanese sex shop
They wanted to know both the good AND the bad of Facebook, but they want their borders secure
She wanted to write about sex but not from jail
He wanted to do something similar that would further stir public interest in astronomy
They wanted an increase of 12%, but they're not saints
They wanted to consolidate and reduce packaging because that is good for the environment
Sleep Like
He sleeps like a Christian
She sleeps about 10% of the time under the front porch
They sleep like blueprints
He sleeps like an inanimate object
She sleeps like she put vodka in the baby's milk
They sleep like cliches
He sleeps like classic rock
She sleeps like a bride
They sleep like gray whales
He sleeps like Tolstoy
She sleeps like a rock on a jade pillow
They sleep like they leak at both ends
He sleeps like he burns up with drunken badness
She sleeps like a schizophrenic angel
They sleep like a parody of the Pope
He sleeps like an aerospace industry
She sleeps like those devoid of fame
They sleep like Grey's Anatomy
He sleeps like a maltese crossed with a bijon
She sleeps like a disorder
They sleep like they did when they were younger
He sleeps like a fireman with his pants in his boots beside his bed
She sleeps like an amateur
They sleep like some drunk groupie staring at Jon Bon Jovi
He sleeps like a soldier
She sleeps like a small wild animal
They sleep like motivational wisdom
He sleeps like the economy
She sleeps like adverb phrases that modify noun phrases
They sleep like French women who don't get fat
He sleeps like a hare with his eyes open
She sleeps like Hunter Thompson
They sleep like the state of Missouri
"Some say he has nipples in the shape of the Nurburgring" or " He sleeps like a bat"
She sleeps like travel
They sleep like little brown billiard balls
He sleeps like he's made of concrete
She sleeps like Brooklyn
They sleep like starfish
He sleeps like a frog laying with his hind legs straight out behind him
She sleeps like a modern allegory
They sleep like proverbs
He sleeps like a marmot
She sleeps like charm
They sleep like the Atlantic Monthly
He sleeps like a rotting corpse
She sleeps in serene psychosis
They sleep like a Maoist attack
He sleeps like a porpoise
She sleeps like homeopathy
They sleep like a Broadway show
He sleeps like a normal parrot
She sleeps like a growth spurt
They sleep like a paid-off mortgage
He sleeps like there are 56 hours in the day
She sleeps like defiance
They sleep like the definitive guide to sleep
He sleeps like a buried stone
She sleeps like a cyclone
They sleep like risky and thoughtless behavior
He sleeps like an alcoholic boyfriend
She sleeps like that episode of the Brady Bunch
They sleep like murder victims
He sleeps like he's got something to prove
She sleeps like a Japanese dream
They sleep like boulders
He sleeps like an unknowable place
She sleeps like no other
They sleep like in-laws
He sleeps like an angel factory
She sleeps like nothing happened
They sleep like a rhino under a tree
He sleeps like Roger Federer
She sleeps like a vampire with her hands across her chest.
They sleep like greeting cards
He sleeps like his sleep style has been decoded
She sleeps like a flowered pink afghan
They sleep like St. Francis
He sleeps like he has time to jot down cute and interesting things
She sleeps like his chagrin
They sleep like their sleepless mate knows how they sleep
He sleeps like this once in a while: his tongue will actually dry out
She sleeps like a corpse, he says, but she's so beautiful. He unbuckles his pants. She's horrified: Senor Doug! What are you doing?
They sleep practically perfect in every way
He sleeps like a king in the middle of the bed all stretched out
She sleeps like his bloodmate
They sleep like badgers
He sleeps like Risperidone
She sleeps like a summer vacation
They sleep like their body demands
He sleeps like he knows the abuse he heaps on his underlings
She sleeps like a scar healing testimonial
They sleep like mammals despite independent evolutionary lines
He sleeps like festivals are important to him
She sleeps like a dominating narcissist
They sleep like they have ecological relevance
He sleeps like his life depends on it but go ahead and try to fight him
She sleeps like an angel that wakes up screaming in the night
Of course they sleep like that. They're fish
He sleeps like the hinge of Africa
She sleeps like a pig (jokingly), as her Chinese sign is a pig
They sleep like masks
He sleeps like a Cuban refugee
She sleeps like this during the day to mock us
They sleep like asthma patients
He sleeps like he's going through a break-up
She sleeps like critical analysis
They sleep like real inmates do with one blanket and no pillow
He sleeps like the shutter sound on a camera
She sleeps like a carcass believing that nothing disturbs the dead
They sleep like crap, eat like crap, and train like crap. They play video games till midnight
He sleeps like a great white shark trying to break into Jacques Cousteau's sharkproof cage
She sleeps like five examples of sentences
They sleep like analogies and similes
He sleeps like Ottawa
She sleeps like an almanac
They sleep like they are camera shy
She sleeps like a baby dragon on her massive pile of pharma money
They sleep like logs when they are supposed to perform
They sleep like cliques and whispers
When he sleeps like that, he looks like an iguana with wings
She sleeps like related rhetorical elements
They sleep like winter
He sleeps like a saint in a holy place
She sleeps like John Updike on those green pills
They sleep like it's spa day
He sleeps like this, and awakens in emotional terror when he finds his own arm has reattached itself
She sleeps like death, dreams of bees, honey, light and shadow, gold
They sleep like potheads after an all-night session
He sleeps like animation
She sleeps like dropping a letter into a mailbox
They sleep like crime