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John Gallaher and Kristina Marie Darling

The Chapter on Miracles

There’s this commercial we used to laugh at where some guy’s on a riding mower going around his yard and either he’s talking to the camera or there’s a voiceover narrator going down his list of things, things he owns, and then he’s like “please help me” or something like that. It was either a mortgage company or a debt company commercial, and that was the joke, and we laughed, like I said, but the guy was perfect sitting there, a yard spirit, bouncing around helplessly on the riding mower like a baby in a car seat, suddenly innocent.