Christopher Barnes
Categorised
...Ripper Jack whizz.
Lemon-edged you...

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...go halves with parmesan.
Load egg, fry...

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…"seventy honest ones,”
chortles his dentist.
“Make it prolonged...”

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...omee-polone amorous.
We'll...
Christopher Barnes
Resolving
...crankily as the warthog pisseth,
I swung...

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...orange, cilantro foliage
into het-up griddle...

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...necropolis aide-de-camp oversighting
raw...

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...jingle-brained. You’d morphed
narrow-waisted...
Christopher Barnes
Off Your Knees
...catarumpus in Poundland.
You whip-rounded...

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...thaw for 60 minutes.
Squirt...

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...Rolls Royce. He chances
Upon Tarquin. Bowing...

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...fashion misfit. Ugh! Ugh! Popcorn
on goaty seats...
Christopher Barnes
Climbing the Hill
...duckweed green. You warbled
uncensored blues...

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...vinegar. Tizzy cream,
prolong...

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...broilers. When he flings corn,
kicks...

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...slashed jeans. I deferred
an epoch...
Christopher Barnes
Sparsely Peopled
...ramshackle. We blind-eyed him,
Gulping alcopop...

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...penne et cetera. Tomato bolognaise,
mozzarella...

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...on the ramp. Mr. Scratcher vowed,
“My daddy...”

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...queer-faced. A twilight
for...